Logline: Stuck in airport security with a bag of coke and nowhere else to hide it, four finance bros argue over whose rectum should pay the price to grant them safe passage.

Genre: Comedy

Page Count: 7 pages

Characters:
CAHILL (24)
JOHNSON (24)
DAVIDS (24)
BOYLE (20)
TSA AGENT (45)
AGENT LEWINSKY (36)
ANCHORWOMAN (30)
DONALD TRUMP (78)

Locations: TSA Holding Room, Newsroom.

Contact info:
Sam Lyons salyons@chapman.edu

Read Here: The-Assholes