Genre. Comedy. 8 pages.
Logline: The chancellor of an esteemed educational institution interviews a star applicant boasting some damn good numbers.
Characters:
CHANCELLOR REMINGTON (70s-110s). A gargoyle of a man. A being of the ancients that somehow drips with vitality.
CLAY CAMPBELL (18). A prep. A boy, in fact. Supposedly made of skin, flesh, and blood, though every move, every breath, is a cold calculation made to please Mother.
JANINE (40s). A squawky assistant.
MRS. CAMPBELL (50s). If Botox took human form. Loves her son more than any mother should.
Locations:
INT. REGAL OFFICE
Potential Production Difficulties:
-Chancellor Remington should collapse onto an out-of-frame cushion. Other than that, should be smooth sailing.
[Note: This script is archived, it may be difficult to obtain permission.]