{"id":576,"date":"2022-06-15T02:29:55","date_gmt":"2022-06-15T02:29:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sites.chapman.edu\/scriptharmony\/?p=576"},"modified":"2026-04-07T23:15:08","modified_gmt":"2026-04-08T06:15:08","slug":"theres-some-horus-in-this-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sites.chapman.edu\/scriptbank\/2022\/06\/15\/theres-some-horus-in-this-house\/","title":{"rendered":"There&#8217;s Some Horus In This House"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>Title: There&#8217;s Some Horus In This House<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div class=\"\">Genre: Comedy<\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\">Logline:\u00a0A local DJ is hired to play music for a backyard party, but when he arrives, he realizes it is actually a backyard funeral service.<\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\">Cast Breakdown:<\/div>\n<div>J.D. (mid-20s) &#8211; A skinny, passionate wannabe DJ currently looking for new types of gigs.<\/div>\n<div>Roger Bentley (18) &#8211; A kiss-ass kid who desperately wants to stay a part of Daddy&#8217;s will.<\/div>\n<div>Darlene Bentley (50s) &#8211; A sincere woman, still loving and grieving her late husband.<\/div>\n<div>Jeff (80) &#8211; An old man and avid dog walker with an AARP membership and a stick lodged far up his ass.<\/div>\n<div class=\"\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"\">Location Breakdown:<\/div>\n<div>INT. GARAGE &#8211; DAY<\/div>\n<div>EXT. BENTLEY HOUSE BACKYARD &#8211; DAY<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Production Challenges: Need enough extras to sell the scene as a funeral service.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Writer Contact:<br \/>\nNicole Birch &#8211; jnicolebirch@gmail.comRead Here: <a href=\"https:\/\/sites.chapman.edu\/scriptbank\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/25\/2026\/03\/Theres-Some-Horus-In-This-House-by-Nicole-Birch-622.pdf\">Theres-Some-Horus-In-This-House-by-Nicole-Birch-622<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Title: There&#8217;s Some Horus In This House Genre: Comedy Logline:\u00a0A local DJ is hired to play music for a backyard party, but when he arrives, he realizes it is actually a backyard funeral service. Cast Breakdown: J.D. (mid-20s) &#8211; A<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/sites.chapman.edu\/scriptbank\/2022\/06\/15\/theres-some-horus-in-this-house\/\">Read more&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":58,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-576","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-7-10-pages","category-comedy"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.chapman.edu\/scriptbank\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/576","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.chapman.edu\/scriptbank\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.chapman.edu\/scriptbank\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.chapman.edu\/scriptbank\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/58"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.chapman.edu\/scriptbank\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=576"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sites.chapman.edu\/scriptbank\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/576\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.chapman.edu\/scriptbank\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=576"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.chapman.edu\/scriptbank\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=576"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.chapman.edu\/scriptbank\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=576"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}