{"id":242,"date":"2019-01-10T20:57:07","date_gmt":"2019-01-10T20:57:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sites.chapman.edu\/scriptharmony\/?p=242"},"modified":"2026-03-29T10:48:34","modified_gmt":"2026-03-29T17:48:34","slug":"mr-tampon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sites.chapman.edu\/scriptbank\/2019\/01\/10\/mr-tampon\/","title":{"rendered":"Mr. Tampon [Archived]"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>Genre: Comedy\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a010 Pages<\/div>\n<div><u>\u00a0<\/u><\/div>\n<div><u><strong>Logline<\/strong>:<\/u><b><br \/>\n<\/b>An emotionally distant man has to battle fate working against him and his own masculinity to buy tampons for his desperate girlfriend.<\/div>\n<div><b><u>\u00a0<\/u><\/b><\/div>\n<div><b><u>Characters:<br \/>\n<\/u><\/b>TYLER (20s) &#8211; Average dude being a dude, loves his girlfriend but doesn&#8217;t know quite how to show it without looking like a pussy, cares about what others think deeply, often tired and just desperate to sit down and have a drink<br \/>\nALLISON (20s) &#8211; Tyler&#8217;s girlfriend, pretty girl-next-door type that isn&#8217;t afraid to throw a little shit, really having a rough time as she is up a red creek without a tampon.<br \/>\nOWEN (late teens) &#8211; Little punk ass kid who thinks dressing like Eminem in 8 Mile makes him a real badass, thinks of himself as a real man<br \/>\nJASON (20s) &#8211; One of Tyler&#8217;s main bros, basically a huge dick who is certainly not compensating for <i>having<\/i>\u00a0one, but he&#8217;ll buy rounds so people put up with it, jealous of Tyler&#8217;s dedication to his girlfriend<br \/>\nBOUNCER (30s) &#8211; mountain of a man, kind of person you may cross the street when you see because he could fuck you up, but a real secret softie<br \/>\nCASHIER (60s) &#8211; judgmental and pissy, she doesn&#8217;t have the time for some young man&#8217;s bullshit, just trying to do her job<br \/>\nPRETEEN GIRL (early teens) &#8211; just got her period recently and is trying to get some tampons, sassy and not about to deal with strangers, but also obsessed with appearance.<\/div>\n<div><u><strong>Locations<\/strong>:<\/u><\/div>\n<div>INT. BAR &#8211; NIGHT<br \/>\nINT. CONVENIENCE STORE &#8211; NIGHT<br \/>\nINT. APARTMENT &#8211; NIGHT<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Written by Justine Winans<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:winan103@mail.chapman.edu\">winan103@mail.chapman.edu<\/a><\/div>\n<div><a href=\"https:\/\/sites.chapman.edu\/scriptbank\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/25\/2026\/03\/mrtampon1-1x9bd4n.pdf\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Mr. Tampon<\/a><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Production Concerns: multiple locations with a convenience store near a bar, night shoot, younger character.<\/div>\n<div>TWO PAGES NEED TO BE CUT FOR AP SUBMISSION.<\/div>\n<div>Production scope might make this also suited to Thesis or AP production.<\/div>\n<div>\n<article id=\"post-74\" class=\"post-74 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-99 category-comedy tag-64 tag-ip\">\n<div class=\"entry-content last\">\n<p class=\"last\">[Note: This script is archived, it may be difficult to obtain permission.]<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n<nav class=\"post-navigation\"><\/nav>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Genre: Comedy\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a010 Pages \u00a0 Logline: An emotionally distant man has to battle fate working against him and his own masculinity to buy tampons for his desperate girlfriend. \u00a0 Characters: TYLER (20s) &#8211; Average dude being a dude, loves<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/sites.chapman.edu\/scriptbank\/2019\/01\/10\/mr-tampon\/\">Read more&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":53,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,14,15,26],"tags":[50],"class_list":["post-242","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-7-10-pages","category-comedy","category-cycle","category-thesis","tag-russ-nickel"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.chapman.edu\/scriptbank\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.chapman.edu\/scriptbank\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.chapman.edu\/scriptbank\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.chapman.edu\/scriptbank\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/53"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.chapman.edu\/scriptbank\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=242"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sites.chapman.edu\/scriptbank\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.chapman.edu\/scriptbank\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.chapman.edu\/scriptbank\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.chapman.edu\/scriptbank\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}