{"id":181,"date":"2018-05-12T18:47:06","date_gmt":"2018-05-12T18:47:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sites.chapman.edu\/scriptharmony\/?p=181"},"modified":"2026-04-08T01:10:27","modified_gmt":"2026-04-08T08:10:27","slug":"im-not-gay-im-just-a-pizza-guy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sites.chapman.edu\/scriptbank\/2018\/05\/12\/im-not-gay-im-just-a-pizza-guy\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Not Gay, I&#8217;m Just a Pizza Guy [Archived]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Comedy. 8 pages.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">LOG LINE<\/span><br \/>\nYour classic pizza, Tindr, mistaken identity story.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">CHARACTERS<\/span><br \/>\nJOHN (19) a pizza guy<br \/>\nPAUL (50) pizza parlor owner<br \/>\nKAITLIN (22) a Tindr dater<br \/>\nSAMUEL (23) a Tindr dater<br \/>\nNATHAN \u00a0(22) a roommate<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">LOCATIONS<br \/>\n<\/span>EXT. APARTMENT &#8211; DAY<br \/>\nINT. EXT SUBURBAN HOME\/BEDROOM &#8211; DAY<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><br \/>\n<\/span>INT\/EXT. TOWNHOUSE &#8211; DAY<br \/>\nINT\/EXT. PIZZA PLACE &#8211; DAY<br \/>\nINT. JOHN&#8217;S CAR &#8211; DAY<\/p>\n<p><b class=\"last\">The Writer\u2019s written permission MUST be obtained BEFORE the script can be submitted for approval.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Written by Kyle Naftel<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:naftel@chapman.edu\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">naftel@chapman.edu<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/sites.chapman.edu\/scriptbank\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/25\/2026\/03\/Im-not-gay-Im-just-a-pizza-guy-yfzn8z.pdf\">Im-not-gay-Im-just-a-pizza-guy-yfzn8z<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Production concerns: moving car?, fight choreography<\/p>\n<article id=\"post-74\" class=\"post-74 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-99 category-comedy tag-64 tag-ip\">\n<div class=\"entry-content last\">\n<p class=\"last\">[Note: This script is archived, it may be difficult to obtain permission.]<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Comedy. 8 pages. LOG LINE Your classic pizza, Tindr, mistaken identity story. CHARACTERS JOHN (19) a pizza guy PAUL (50) pizza parlor owner KAITLIN (22) a Tindr dater SAMUEL (23) a Tindr dater NATHAN \u00a0(22) a roommate LOCATIONS EXT. APARTMENT<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/sites.chapman.edu\/scriptbank\/2018\/05\/12\/im-not-gay-im-just-a-pizza-guy\/\">Read more&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":53,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-181","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-7-10-pages","category-comedy"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.chapman.edu\/scriptbank\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.chapman.edu\/scriptbank\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.chapman.edu\/scriptbank\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.chapman.edu\/scriptbank\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/53"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.chapman.edu\/scriptbank\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=181"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sites.chapman.edu\/scriptbank\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.chapman.edu\/scriptbank\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=181"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.chapman.edu\/scriptbank\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=181"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.chapman.edu\/scriptbank\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=181"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}