Logline: When a quick-witted sex worker checks out a yard sale, she\u2019s finds herself wanting to buy a used dildo from a divorced man who doesn\u2019t know what it is.<\/p>\n
Genre: Comedy<\/p>\n
Page Count: 3 pages<\/p>\n
Characters:
\nAnita Moore, 35, is a smart woman who makes a lot of money doing what she\u2019s good at: sex. It\u2019s her whole life, to the point where she\u2019s willing to buy a used sex toy for her collection. She just finished a gig a few doors down and noticed the sale while walking by.<\/p>\n
Don Ennup, 36, is an aloof alcoholic who has let himself go after his ex-wife left him due to his inability to satisfy her. He\u2019s having a yard sale, an attempt at spring cleaning, in a false sense of starting anew.<\/p>\n
Location:
\nThe front yard of a cookie-cutter, generic middle-class home in a nice neighborhood. Suburban.<\/p>\n
Contact info:
\nDanny Diamond
\nddiamond@chapman.edu<\/p>\n
Delaney Musgrave
\nmusgrave@chapman.edu<\/p>\n
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