Logline: When a quick-witted sex worker checks out a yard sale, she’s finds herself wanting to buy a used dildo from a divorced man who doesn’t know what it is.

Genre: Comedy

Page Count: 3 pages

Characters:
Anita Moore, 35, is a smart woman who makes a lot of money doing what she’s good at: sex. It’s her whole life, to the point where she’s willing to buy a used sex toy for her collection. She just finished a gig a few doors down and noticed the sale while walking by.

Don Ennup, 36, is an aloof alcoholic who has let himself go after his ex-wife left him due to his inability to satisfy her. He’s having a yard sale, an attempt at spring cleaning, in a false sense of starting anew.

Location:
The front yard of a cookie-cutter, generic middle-class home in a nice neighborhood. Suburban.

Contact info:
Danny Diamond
ddiamond@chapman.edu

Delaney Musgrave
musgrave@chapman.edu

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